another super bowl update

So far heres the plan, party starts at 5:00 pm at my house if you need directions call or email me once again number is 919-603-5098 email is domokunmaster@yahoo.com or you can place commit. we will be serving sandwich not hot dogs for super also there will be snacks, every one is welcome to bring snacks to add to the pot try to tell me what you are bringing so we don't end up with 10 of the same thing. after we eat we/while we eat we will play halo 3 or just hang out till super bowl starts at 6:00. now the super bowl will most likely go on late your all welcome to stay as long as you want but i doubt by the end of the super bowl there will be many people. tell me if you are going to make it by Wednesday or earlier to help us plan, if you need ride we can give you one.

snow!(updated)

We got lost of snow heres some pics of what we did with it

                                                  me in front of my fort with my two minions

                                                                dad and his snow fort

me and my minions once again, we would  of taken pics during fight but all hands were needed at the front.                           

UPDATED

                                                   Jonathan and his snow minions.

                                                          Abby and her snow minions.

                                                             Jon and my ridonculasourus

SUPER BOWL PARTY UPDATE!!!!!!

The super bowl has been moved to 5:00pm due to the fact that the super bowl starts at 6:18 pm so we will try to serve hot dogs or something but there should be plenty of snacks also you are welcome to bring food to add to the pot. if you need directions commit or e-mail me at domokunmaster@yahoo.com.  

my favorit cus is leaving for basic training :( *breaks down in tears*

my cuz Brian is leaving for basic training for the army national guard tomorrow so please pray for him(p.s. sorta a large part of super bowl was for Brian but don't worry its still on),   his journey till the next time we see him will take 26 weeks and will stretch over 2-3 states and while he is one of the smartest and strongest i know, he will need lots of prayer so pray for him.

SUPER BOWL PARTTY!!!!

I was thinking about having a super bowl party and EVERY ONE IS INVITED!!! well not you Chris who posted on the dance video your not invited, but every one else is that's molly and her family,Jonathan and SAM page, the lictenburgs  if they are feeling better err Johnathan is at least, the bakers(ones from church), Lilly and Luke if you want to come that's awesome just make sure to bring Luke since before party we gonna play halo 3 before party, this is still a work in progress since i know im forgetting some people and im not sure what every ones planing so tell me if there's a 1% chance of you coming,

THIS IS AMAZZING!!!!

i was going to dance but....some one else wanted to dance

blackmail
by linghon
we were just going to put the 17 sec video but the song was longer so.......plus no one else would dance even if we could we couldn't do it like this, he did take dance classes so we let him dance.

The clock went off............

Well the dooms day clock hit twelve but something went wrong some where between the Canadians getting eating by walruses and chuck Norris eating Doritos instead of Cheetos it messed up instead of ending the world it created very very big boom, but after the boom went off and the radiation levels went down over all it really didn't do much, but wait i know what your thinking you think you saw this coming  well you might the walruses were probably a surprise but since this month is fail i guess u saw this one coming.....

1. My name: benny
2. Where did we meet:i think around the week of your birthday in the hospital
3. Take a stab at my middle name: Algernon
4. How long have you known me: as long as you have been alive.
5. When is the last time that we saw each other: sunday
6. Do I drink: alcohol? all the time....
7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: i have no idea
8. What's one of my favorite things to do: make chuck norris jokes and play with barbies
9. Am I funny: yes
10. What's my favorite type of music: justin beiber / jason derulo
11. Can I sing: maybe ..
12. What is the best feature about me: um i dont know
13. Am I shy or outgoing: both i guese :P
14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: rebel
15. Do I have any special talents: the ability to
16:would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):hmmm i have to go with hippie and glam :)
17. Am I ugly: no...
18. Have you ever hugged me: yes
19. What is my favorite food: oreos!!! thats obvious
20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: chicken brett
21. What's your favorite memory of me: i guess Christmas eve ..that was great
22. Do I have any pets: yes
23. What is my worst habit: breaking into sudden dance moves
24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring: a boom box
25. Are we friends: yes
26. do i like the color pink: of course!!! what kind of guys dont ;)
27. Am I family oriented:depends
28. Who is my best friend: i have no idea
29. What kind of car do I drive: a car with tinted windows
30. Will you repost this so I can do it...u dont have to lol:already have :)

a quiz about molly?

1. My name: molly(i think i got this right)
2. Where did we meet:i think around the week of your birthday in the hospital
3. Take a stab at my middle name:marge
4. How long have you known me: as long as you have been alive.
5. When is the last time that we saw each other: 12:00 or so hours ago
6. Do I drink:depends....
7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: why do babys cry so much
8. What's one of my favorite things to do: make chuck norris jokes JK XD
9. Am I funny:yes
10. What's my favorite type of music: sunshine and lolly pops
11. Can I sing: no
12. What is the best feature about me: depends.....
13. Am I shy or outgoing: both
14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: depends on who set the rules and what they are
15. Do I have any special talents: The ability to levitate birds.
16:would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):ima gonna go with all of the above.
17. Am I ugly: naw
18. Have you ever hugged me: yes
19. What is my favorite food: oreos!!!
20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: idk
21. What's your favorite memory of me: hard to chose
22. Do I have any pets: yes
23. What is my worst habit: im not sure whats the worst
24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring: a gun.
25. Are we friends: yes
26. do i like the color pink: i guess so...
27. Am I family oriented:depends
28. Who is my best friend: umm lilly???
29. What kind of car do I drive: ima gona go with a diamond space ship.
30. Will you repost this so I can do it...u dont have to lol:yes

ITS 10!!! err so i think.....

i lost track of time so some how the clock just ended up at 10:00 that is only 2 hours till DOOM!! id post more fails but i cant seem to find any today so........there's not much to post......

i fogot to post but its 8 o clock now

Its 8 almost 12 and still no fails (tho i sense that some are with holding fails) id just like to add one more time that doom is in 4 hours.

hehehe since it is a new month i have come up with a wonderful new mission for mr fix it :D
hes has to make a video to the song "sunshine lollipops and rainbows"
The ONLY rule is he has to be in the video at least one part
he can choose people or thing but it cant be animated :)

thats all

fare well,
mrs wyde A. wake

a quiz

1) What’s their name? Daniel knutson

2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend? only way to be sure is to follow him.

3) Do you get along with this person all the time? no

4) How old is the person? 19

5) Has he/she ever cooked for you? yes

6) Is this person older than you? yes.

7) Have you ever ever been in a fight with this person? the bullet holes are still in the wall

8) When's the last time you talked to this person? this morning.

9) Are you related to this person? were not sure.

10) Are you really close to him/her? yes

11) Nickname? ork,vandread 

12) Do they have a nickname for you? the fix it man

13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week? i live with the guy so all the time.

14) Do you think they will repost this? he might not know what post means he hates blogs.

15) Could you live with this person? NO!

16) Why did you pick this person? it was random

17) Do you know this person's family? we have a few ideas about where he came from....

18) How long have you known this person? 17 years

19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person? yes

20) What's your favorite memory of this person? going to the movies 


21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person? no we see to much of each other besides no matter how far i ,ove i know he will track me down like a hound dog sooner or later. 

22) When is this person's birthday? june 26 i think....

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person? we put bob 6 feet under.....

24) Do you know everything about this person? no and i don't want to know.

25) Would you date this person siblings?  NO!

26) Have you ever made something with this person? yes

27) How did you meet this person? not sure

28) Have you ever thought about killing this person? often

29) Have you gone ate breakfast with this person? nope


30) Could this person ever be gay? nope

31) Have you cried in front of this person? i think once cuz our pet rabbit died about 12 years ago.

32) Has this person cried in front of you? yes

33) Have you ever worn this person’s clothes? yes......

34) Does this person wear your clothes? some times he cant tell mine and his apart.........

35) If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person? no.......

36) Have you ever heard this person sing?yes something i would like to avoid.

37) Has this person ever yelled at you? yes

38) Do you and this person have a saying? don't say it if it isn't funny enough.

39) Do you know this persons myspace password? i also know his face book and e-mail.

40) How old were you when you met? there is some question as to this.

41) Have you and this person ever laughed until you cried? no

42) When was the last time you saw this person? this morning

43) Have you and this person ever lied for each other? many many times.

44.) Have you and this person gone clubbing? i let him tag along as wing man once and a while.

45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy? feed him!

46) Do you and this person talk a lot? ya

47) Do you like this person? yes but every now and then i feel like im going to kill him.

48) Have you gotten this person in trouble? lots of times.

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight? yes

50) Do you want to go out with this person? NO!

51) Do you want to be friends with them forever? sure i guess so.

It is now 7:00(i missed a few days...) any way we only have 5 hours till its DOOOOMMM!!!

p.s i looked for fails and found no new fails worth posting at least.

it is now 5 o clock.

well the dooms day clock is now at 5:00 of, course doubt still remains as to what the doom clock will do but we will find that out sooner or later....

A vote

Also aside from the doom clock we have one other big issue, we have no fails song. Last months was chuck Norris since the theme was chuck Norris, This month the theme is fails and so far i haven't found a fail song that fits so every one gets to suggest three songs, they can be any songs they don't have to be fails just cool songs after we get a few we will have a vote.


(p.s hamster and waffle songs are disqualified)

i forgot to post yesterday

I ment to post that the doom clock was at 3:00 yesterday but got caught up in something, but to day the clock strikes 4:00. here are some more fails

my followers are low on faith

in order to give you a better picture of what the doom clock can do i shall now try to the best of my ability try to explain doom.

Ok when the clock reaches twelve chuck Norris takes a flight around the sun and then rests on the moon eats Cheetos and kills any one who trys to take his Cheetos. While chuck Norris is on the moon the aliens who were waiting for him to go will come out of hiding and attack,at the same time the cult of B.O.B will summon BOB to do unspeakable damage to Canada, Canada will the retaliate using highly trains moose riders and maple syrup to clog Niagara falls once and for all. this will cause America to take over Canada causing Russia to be jealous of us, Russia will then send Borris and Dr.whathmaerwitme to take over Scandinavia this will cause vikings to wake up from frozen slumber and go on mass raiding party's. Now The Tankcat may be the most powerful being in the universe. The original Tankcat slumbers in Valhalla and whenever it comes down to Earth for a quick snack of continent it causes Mass extinction of life.chuck norris happens to be the only thing that can take tank cat. With all this going on tank cat no longer slumbers and lands in china hungry for a snack after a brief fight with Godzilla tankcat goes feral and decides to eat the earth, this is when chuck norris will put into effect the "I don't care who started it policy" and totally wipe out the universe then take a nap in an alter diminson  followed by watching a marathon of his favorite show ever walker Texas ranger.(this will destroy the other diminson)


so umm uhh thats what will happen if the doom clock reaches 12.....

More FAILS and the dooms day clock.

first off the dooms day clock has moved to 2 o clock .....so umm get working.....

second of all here are some fails i found for more inspiration.

anonymous

some one named anonymous posted REALY bad links under one of my post id just like to apologize for that and let you know that i have perma banned that ip (not that it always works) Some people just have no life......

THE DOOMS DAY CLOCK!!!

Ok heres the deal what we have here is the dooms day clock,NOT THE DOOMS DAY CLOCK.....Bob please im busy, ok moving on, now the dooms day clock NOT THE DOOMS DAY CLOCK....the umm uhh clock of doom....will go off in twelve days each day i will move the hour hand on the dooms day clock one step closer to the 12:00 space when it reaches 12 its DOOOOOMM!!!......Bob chill,any way heres the deal for every day i get a fail i will move it back if i get 1 fail by tomorrow at 3:00 then i shall keep the dooms day clock in storage err something like that.....any way what ever happens its up to you(not you specifically just any one reading)to keep it from reaching 12 cause if it does DOOOOOMMM!!!!....ya you get the idea..

p.s. fyi this clock was made by smart and scientifically science like people so i am about 99% sure it will work.

No one sent me any fails yet.

Ok no one sent me and fails, FAILS or EPIC FAILS so heres some inspiration.

New month.

Ok heres the deal for this month the mission is to send me by e-mail or any way you can a pic with the subject being FAIL such as this one.I shall rate your fails, the ratings will be as follows, fail,FAIL,EPIC FAIL, and last but not least EPIC PHAIL!!!. so the object is to fail so bad that its good and get it on picture or video if you can.Your welcome to send me pics you find on the web but please try to make some on your own its better that way.