funney XD

What is funny?

Humor can be broken down into five distinct categories. You should memorize these, as there will be a quiz later.

 Pain

Pain is the basis for all humor. It's a simple fact that if nobody gets hurt, it isn't funny. This includes both physical and emotional pain. For example, when Tweety hits Sylvester in the foot with a mallet, and he hops screaming, stars streaming from his foot, that's funny. If Tweety hit him and Sylvester didn't hurt at all, that's not funny. If Tweety hit him and Sylvester didn't hurt, but Sylvester turned around and stomped on Tweety's wittle head, that's funny.

The only exception to this rule is when the pain happens to you. When you get hurt, it's not funny. It just hurts. However, other people will find your pain amusing, so be consoled in the knowledge that even though it hurts, people are still laughing at you

The Unexpected

When something happens that you do not expect to happen, that's funny. When an anvil falls on Wile E. Coyote, you expect him to splatter all over the place and die. When he instead gets flattened into an accordian shape, that's funny. (Also, of course, his pain is funny. See above.) It's unexpected, so it's funny.


When you tell a joke and no one laughs, that's funny because you didn't expect that to happen. So if you tell a joke and no one laughs, it is polite to laugh hysterically. Everyone else thought your joke was great, so they returned the favor by doing something funny for you too.

Lies

Lies are inherently funny. If someone behind you in line asks how long you've been waiting, and you say "forever and a day," that's funny because it's a lie.

Political jokes are popular because they're lies about liars. If a United States president is portrayed as a giant vending machine handing cash to a donkey, that's funny, because it's a lie. Probably what really happened was he gave the money to an elephant and a guy with a scythe.
Another type of "lie" that is funny is when you see something in a place where it couldn't be, or doing something that isn't possible. This type of humor is both untrue and unexpected, so it's doubly funny. For instance, if a big fat cartoon character like Elmer Fudd tiptoes behind a skinny little tree and hides, that's funny. If a skinny little cartoon character like Bugs Bunny hides behind Elmer Fudd, that's not funny.

Wordplay

Saying words in funny ways is funny. For instance, Sylvester the cat is funny because he talks with a lisp and spits at the letter 's'. When American people say "aluminium," that's funny. In fact, anybody with an accent that isn't like yours is funny, and you should laugh to show your appreciation.
Another type of wordplay that is funny is saying one word when you mean another. If you're with your girlfriend, and you call her "Cathy" when you meant to say "Tina," that's funny. This type of humor is often followed by humor involving pain. (See above.)

Puns

Actually, puns aren't funny.

Situational humor

Some things are only funny in certain situations, so you must be ready with your humor. For example, if someone stumbles while walking, it is funny to say, "First day on your new feet?" However, it is not funny to say this twenty minutes later, when the stumbling has been forgotten. Timing is the essence of comedy, so you should always be ready to capitalize on the current situation.

Delivery

Doing funny things will only get you half way to being a true funny man. How you do them is equally important. The following easy tips will help you with your "delivery," as we say in the industry.

 Be Eccentric

If you want to be funny, it is important that you act the part. For example, if you have an office job, work 9 to 5, live in an ordinary house, have an ordinary wife and ordinary children, eat ordinary food, and sleep ordinary hours, you will not be recognized as a funny person. When you tell a joke, everyone may snicker quietly -- and that's good, but everybody tells snicker-worthy jokes once in a while. What you need to do is establish a reputation of being a wacky character so people will be excited with anticipation of the humor you're bound to provide them. They'll key in on your every word and gesture and laugh at the slightest thing you do. Sometimes, you won't even have to be funny, and people will laugh at you.
You definitely want to establish this kind of a reputation. You do that by becoming eccentric. In order for an eccentric trait to be funny, it must of course fit into one of the five basic humor categories, usually the "unexpected" category. Develop odd personal daily habits such as brushing your teeth during conversations with houseguests. Wear a monocle. Stand two inches from other people's faces when you talk to them. Carry salt and pepper shakers on your person and refuse to use anyone else's. Wear odd socks and short pants. Sing Gregorian chants to yourself in audible whispers. Snarl and grind your teeth together every time you say a word with a 'v' in it. Pass dollar bills to everyone on the street.

Look Funny

To be a funny person, you have to look funny. For example, the great comedians W. C. Fields and Jimmy Durante had big noses. (Technically, if you are funny, you should call it a "schnozz.") Bob Hope has a concave face. Steven Wright has mad scientist hair. Stan Laurel had a forehead taller than his waistline was wide. If you do not have an inherently funny appearance, do what you can to make it funny. Wear funny clothes. Get a funny hairdo. To illustrate the effectiveness of a funny appearance, imagine you are telling a funny joke. Now imagine you are telling a funny joke, and your chin jiggles everytime you move your lips. This is much funnier.

Quiz

I told you there would be a quiz. But don't worry; it's multiple choice, and since you'll be grading yourself you can just lie to everyone about your score. In many cases, there will be more than one "right" answer to the question. In that case, you should choose the most correct answer.

1.      A stranger falls down and breaks his leg. You should:
         * (a) Call for help.
         * (b) Laugh.
         * (c) Break the other leg with a shovel.
         * (d) Pretend you're a doctor and try to set the leg.
    
  2.      Your best friend's mother dies. You should:
         * (a) Console your friend.
         * (b) Cry.
         * (c) Jump up and down and shout incoherently.
         * (d) Sing, "Ding dong, the witch is dead."

  3.      Someone says you're "as ugly as a dog." You should:
         * (a) Bark like a dog.
         * (b) Say, "Actually I find dogs quite attractive."
         * (c) Say, "It's because I like to beat my face with large metal objects."
         * (d) Say, "So's your mother."
   
  4.      You are standing on a street corner when a man comes up to you and asks directions to the bus stop. You should:
         * (a) Give him correct directions.
         * (b) Stare at him wordlessly.
         * (c) Give him directions to the city hall.
         * (d) Give him directions to the music hall.
     
  5.      Your children are coming home from school. You should:
         * (a) Greet them at the door with a warm hug.
         * (b) Shoot them all in the face with a paintball gun.
         * (c) Pour ketchup on yourself and lay in the middle of the kitchen floor.
         * (d) Park the car around the corner, hide in the bushes, leave a note on the door saying, "I hate you, and I'm never coming back," and then when they start to cry, jump out of the bushes and say, "Booga booga booga!"

Answers

1. (a) is incorrect because it adds nothing to the humor of the situation. (b) is not the correct response either, because although this situation is admittedly funny, your goal here is to escalate the humor, not cash in on it. (c) is an appropriate humorous response because it causes pain. However, (d) is the correct answer, because pretending to be a doctor and monkeying around with the broken leg is both an untruth and a cause of pain, so it is more funny than response (c).
Special Case: If you are a doctor and answered (c) to this question, you may count your response as correct. In this case, (c) is the correct answer, because response (d) would not be an untruth and would cause much less pain.
2. (a) may feel like a good response, but if you're trying to be a funny person, it won't help you. (b) is wrong for the same reasons. (c) would seem to be an unexpected response, and in that way funny -- however, grief manifests itself differently in many people. Your attempt at humor might be mistaken for honest grieving, so your joke would be lost on your friend. (d) is the correct answer because it would cause your friend pain, would be unexpected, and referring to the mother as a "witch" could possibly be a lie.
3. All are good choices, because they are unexpected and cause pain. Remember, however, that pain is only funny when it happens to someone else, so (d), which teases the tease rather than amplifying it, is the correct choice.
4.(a) is not funny in any way. (b) is funny because it is unexpected. (c) is funny because it is an untruth. But (d) is the correct answer because not only is it a lie, but when the guy gets to the music hall he can watch the intrinsically funny orchestra conductor in action.
5. This one should be a no-brainer. (a) is obviously wrong. (b) is a good start, as is (c). (d) is a masterpiece, however. It causes pain, it's unexpected, it's an untruth, and it's wordplay because "booga" is not technically an English word.

school XD

I was busy with school so i didn't have time to post on...well school XD so we'll start on English class thats my favorite surprisingly, so first off the teacher is cool shes always smiling and makes the whole class fun, students are pretty normal theres 1-2 people who id stay away from not bad for a community collage same people for math too but also like 20 others. computer class is easy bla bla bla health class is just plain weird? on a quiz the question "have you ever had a dream then found out it wasn't a dream but treated and acted like it was?"......my question is WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF.....well i know the guy....if your ever taking a test and you come across a question and you hate the way its worded the guy in my Sunday school probably wrote it XD tho he tries to make good ones.

camping XD

lol camping=awesome tiring......(sleepy face) but fun, we went fishing but.....only got 2 rock fish and a tree err a log XD night fishing was fun non the less. food was awesome of course tho i didnt touch the hot dogs swimming and all the other stuff was cool fire bla bla bla but the coolest thing iv done all year was tubing(the act of dragging a human in a flotation device behind a fast moving boat) that was AWESOME

Awesome News!!!!

*My amazing sister-in-law Jenn is pregnant!!!* :D :D :D *AHHH*

TAG!!!

1.Choose and post a picture that describes something you want or feel.

Doesnt that look awesome!

 

2. Top three thoughts occupying your mind

a) school

b) car

c) laptop

 

3. Two songs you don't know all the words to, but want to learn.

a)  cold play- viva la vida

b) weird al-you can have what ever you want XD

4. Book(s) of the Bible you are reading

a) :( what if im not reading anything in particular?

5. Issue you are working on learning how to defend to a non-Christian.

a)  confused by question? defend non-Christians? are they under attack?

6. Top thing you are looking forward to.

a)COLLAGE!!!*foams at mouth and passes out*

b) a working pc ^_^

c) adventures collage will bring

d) a job

7. Latest accomplishment.

a) I can stick my tong out and write with a pen on my ear

b) I made it into collage ^_^

9. Tell me what you think of this tag.

a) Interesting*strokes beard*

10. Tag 6 other people: sam page, jd-page, molly XD uhh my twin errr my twins twin and his clone XD

I have been tagged!

1.Choose and post a picture that describes something you really want or feel





2. Top three thoughts occupying your mind

a) Church :)

b) Jenn!!!

c) song lyrics

3. Two songs you don't know all the words to, but want to learn.

a) Our kind of love- lady antebellum

b) Say it again- Marie Digby

4. Book(s) of the Bible you are reading

a) Leviticus

5. Issue you are working on learning how to defend to a non-Christian.

a) mm Im just trying to learn more scripture

6. Top thing you are looking forward to.

a) Church

7. Latest accomplishment.

a) I finished the second to last history book. Only one more to go!

8. Next accomplishment you hope to ...accomplish!

a) Getting a job with the Cake Lady.

9. Tell me what you think of this tag.

a) Pretty good....

10. Tag 6 other people: Hope, Mariko, Hanna. Everyone else has already been tagged.

like the new look XD

Welcome to my NEW and IMPROVED(we changed the pictures) blog now this will hopefully be less of random stuff and more of err collage stuff......ya anyway. Heres the collage plan go to vgcc(Vance Granville community collage) for a year then transfer to wake tech for 2-2 1/2 years then transfer to nc state to get my 4 year business administration degree so i can own my own business XD. so thats the plan....and of course im a pretty interesing guy so if im not posting heres why: 1, im dead 2, your dead/blind 3,cant tell or to busy. So it wont be a LACK of material. see anytime theres a guy like me+100,200, err maybe 600+ pplz in same place it should= SOMETHING to write down so anyway thats the plan XD. i start aug 17th so mark your calendars.

laws you never knew of

And i thought i was a law abiding citizen 

Alabama
It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.

Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

Arkansas
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Colorado
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).

Connecticut
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.

Delaware
It’s illegal to get married on a dare.

Washington, D.C.
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel
.
Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Georgia
It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

Hawaii
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

Idaho
A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.

Illinois
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Kansas
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).

Kentucky
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

Louisiana
Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth
classifies as aggravated assault.

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.

Maryland
It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).

Massachusetts
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.

Michigan
A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

Minnesota
It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).

Mississippi
Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).

Missouri
Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.

Montana
It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

Nebraska
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

New Hampshire
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.

New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.

North Carolina
It’s against the law to sing off-key.

North Dakota
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Ohio
You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.

Oklahoma
It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.

Oregon
State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

Pennsylvania
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Rhode Island
You may not bite off another person’s leg.

South Carolina
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.

South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Tennessee
Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.

Texas
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Utah
It is illegal not to drink milk.

Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

Virginia
Tickling a woman is unlawful.

Washington
It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are wealthy.

West Virginia
If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.

Wisconsin
Unless a customer specifically requests it, margarine may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant.

Wyoming
Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
This Court Is Adjourned
Whew! With all this legislation, it’s a wonder we’re not all sharing a prison cell right now. Granted, something tells me the Los Angeles Police Department has bigger fish to fry than popping people who dare to eat oranges while bathing, and that most people who saw me catching some shut-eye on top of a fridge in Pennsylvania wouldn’t call the cops on me, but you never know when you might come across that rare whistle-blower who wants you persecuted to the fullest extent of the law, so it’s probably better to be safe than sorry. The next time I tie up my elephant at a parking meter in Florida, I’ll be sure to bring a pocket full of quarters.

you prob saw this but its fun to watch agian :D

The Great Office War from Runawaybox on Vimeo.

Some history about oreos

since 1912, the Oreo cookie has become the best selling cookie in the U.S. . the name Oreo comes from the french word meaning gold(duh) over 362 billion Oreo cookies have been sold since it was first introduced in 1912, making it the best selling cookie of the 20th century. This next part is a little outdated but its cool XD

• The 345 billion Oreo cookies sold to date would fill up the world's largest freight train, consisting of 660 freight cars, more than 45 times.
• The St. Louis Arch (630 feet) is 15,120 Oreo cookies high.
• The Golden Gate Bridge (4,200 feet) is 28,800 Oreo cookies long.
• If every Oreo cookie ever made were stacked on top of each other (more than 345 billion...), the pile would reach to the moon and back more than five times. Then again, if placed side-by-side, they would encircle the earth 381 times at the equator.
• If all the OREO cookies sold to date were stacked on top of each other, the height of the stack would be equivalent to the height of 9.8 million Sears Towers. The Sears Tower is 1,454 feet tall.
• In order to keep up with this voluminous demand, the Oreo cookie recipe calls for 18 million pounds of cocoa and 47 million pounds of creme filling. An Oreo cookie is 29% creme, 71% cookie
• The Oreo cookie has been America's most popular cookie since it was introduced in 1912. More than 345 billion Oreo cookies have been consumed to date. More than 7.5 billion Oreo cookies are consumed each year, which comes out to 625 million per month and 20.5 million per day.
• The floral design on the oreo cookie consists of 12 flowers per side.
• There are 11 varieties of Oreos (as of 8/03): Original, Mini, Chocolate Creme, Chocolate Creme Mini, Reduced Fat, Oreo Double Stuf, Fudge Covered, Fudge Mint Covered, & Double Delights (PB and Chocolate), (Mint and Creme), (Coffee Creme). Oreo Promotion -- UhOh Oreos lasted for 5 months (opposite oreos -- chocolate cookie with white creme filling)

• The creme filling used in one year could ice all the wedding cakes served in the United States for two years! That's 4,724,000 three-tier wedding cakes.

•  If every OREO cookie eaten in a given year were dunked in milk, cows would have to work overtime to produce the extra 42.2 million gallons of milk needed to accommodate the extra dunkers.

NOW that was in 2003 now the total sold is 362 billion!

lol noob

This is a pike that can travel through air by rocket fuel. It's similar to the javelin, but it goes much faster and much farther. As shown in this picture a prototype this weapon was first used at the battle of Hastings. Using this weapon (and a large number of H-bombs) William the conqueror was able to defeat the combined Anglo-Saxon, Celtic, and Nazi armies in the rolling fields of England.

Saturday part 1

K so this is pretty much everything that happened on Saturday on the way to my friends graduations except pictures. They are part 2. :) K so Saturday was really fun ! This is going to be reallly long :) k so the stavishs picked me up at 12:5. Then we started on our long journey! Bout 15 minutes into the drive mrs stavish stopped at cvs to pick up somethin , not sure what.Then we were on our drive again. Lily has this amazing! camera, its really cool and everything. So we got a lot of pictures of me and her and the car and stuff. k so every time i ride with the stavishs they always have this cd of cats singing Christmas songs in their car, so this time i was like why dont we listen to it? so we turned it on and we were all calm sitting in the car then the cats start singing then we like die! laughing . it was so funny! and reallllly creepy kinda :P So I actually got a recording of the song but its hard to hear over the laughter and i cant upload it yet :P K so we finally got to the graduation and Virginia!!!! :) It was super nice to see Casey and Amy again! They were both graduating. um the graduation was interesting and they took a really cool vow to purity like I likedand got purity rings. then we ate bbq! and baked beans. Me, Lily and luke sat outside and ate and I missed the cake!!! :( They had 2 cakes with both the girls names on them and I didnt get any :( *sadness*. um then we left and mrs stavish got two gift bags for their presents.While Mrs. Stavish was writing them notes to go to with their presents, me, Lily and Luke walked around Bodytown,Virginia.It was fun! Atleast I thought it was. :P Then we went to the currin's house to drop of their presents and got to see theyre uncles lake house. It was really cool and it was beautiful! :D I got some pictures, but lilys are the best. and I need her to email them to me ahem! ;) So then we headed home. On the way home we turned on some music and danced! :D hehe Thats about it. I got home and went to sleep. Hmm this is kinda boring. :P but i have lots of videos and interesting pics :D So thats about it , but i will be sure post some pics and videos :D

ancient history(its all about the battles)

Lance with a Brick on the End

The brick guarantees you will win each time. Until the other guy gets one.

The lance was designed to kill by poking, but this rarely happened even at the peak of lance usage. Lances don't penetrate armor very well, so what's the point of jousting with one? Instead, put a brick on the end, and have your horse charge. (Note: if you do not have a horse, then hold this weapon up and wait for an idiot with a horse to charge into it.) The impact will devastate.
Upgrading a lance may, however, result in the opponent noticing it and doing the same at the next joust. That's why it is crucial to kill him, or to upgrade one step further than the rival. Here is the list of lance upgrades in efficiency order:

1. Bare lance
2. Lance with brick on the end (Adds reach, crushes enemy knight)
3. Lance with two bricks on the end (Crushes brick, enemy knight)
4. Lance with bluefin tuna on the end (Oil separates bricks, causes enemy knight to fall off due to excess lubrication)
5. Lance with cat tied on the end (Cat pounces on tuna, helmet of enemy knight)
6. Lance with bulldog tied on the end (Bulldog eats cat, enemy knight)
7. Lance with bear tied on the end (Bear kills bulldog, then eats enemy knight)
8. Lance with bear tied to another bear tied to the lance(Bears team up on enemy bear, then enemy knight)
9. Lance with a lance tied to it (lances extended reach stabs through both bears and enemy knight)
10. Lance with turtle tied to the end (turtle's round shell deflects pointed lance, lance stabbes into enemy knight)
11. Lance with aligator tied to the end (gator eats turtle, broken shell shards impale enemy knight)
12. Bare lance (Pointed end easily kills the aligator, stench induces enemy vomiting)

But here's where it gets tricky. A lance with two bricks on the end can easily take a lance with a bulldog on the end, for instance.

gouge wrestling, fighting foreign dictators one amateur wrestler at a time

When i said i was going to see wrestling at the stem gangstas i wasn't joking, now i see how they came up with this,(days before the match)bill:we need money for the fire house,billybob: well lets put some men in spandex have them fight and sell tickets, billbobjoe jr: thats just what we need to do!. so they did......The first fight was an Indian vs a gangsta no joke sadly the gangsta won, everyone agreed that it wasnt a fair match(none of them were aperantly) then there was mamas boy......the german horse.....vsing two fat guys in spandex.......if you think that sounds strange you should have seen it WHOLE NEW TERM TO uuhh crazy......ya....then it was hansom joe vs boogi woogie oogie(no joke 0_o) now boogie woogie won that one that was a real crowd pleaser i mean every one loved boogie woogie. the tag team match between the killer clowns and controversial law, the clowns sprayed the crowed with silly string...witch was sorta unsuspected, the clowns won but only cuz they cheated like all the other guys who cheated. then came the cuban destroyer vs porky pete(no really that was his name) the cuban destroyer fights for fidel castro(he was there 0_o no jk)so of course porky pete(btw he lives here in stem) won no contest. so well there was a few more cubans and other wackos the last guy grabed onto the roof and dropped on a nerd(no jk) that was cool. was good that the firemen raised funds the stem gangstas were please and all is now well.

woooopiii!!! :)

Im am going to virginia!!!! wooopiiiiee!! :) but only for the day! Pictures will follow! :D

car shopping

so i went car shopping today and heres what i learned dictators and warlords from other country's who lose their jobs come to America to be used car sales men they are ruthless, ugly, and willing to sell at any cost BUT we didn't run into many of those for the most part it was just terribly hot........also Wikipedia said i had to get 120 pplz to sign a petition to get a Wikipedia page.....so....thats about how my day went

poor mr bill :(

I'm the one with two left feet standing on the lonely street , I cant even walk a straight line

Awesome song!!!! :D

todays news

so for dinner we decided to cook and we went with the grill over the oven and i got elected grill master that was fun since we totally forgot to turn the gas to "light" and instead turned it to "high" that made a small boom but it was all ok. My bro is gonna sell the ps3 the music vid might be coming out soon, the one about us saying good by :(. also i finished geometry so now i have virtually no school :D!!!! but no ps3 :( well least after tomorrow idk what im gonna do with all this free time. btw lilly u and luke and anyone else who wants to play cod mw 2 have a chance if u come over with in the next 24 hours cuz we haven't packed it up yet so.......ya....thats about how my day went......and thats what u post on a blog......so......ya

(making an effort to post more)

how it should of ended

I have something to post today for a change :D first off i got a cell phone!!!! thats AWESOME second of all i found out that oreos set in the freezer for a few min taste better 0_o interesting huh.....well that post was short but sweet :D

ok i know ur getting tired of xkcd but i had to post this

this is mostly for those of you who ask me what to do when ur pc has issues so like it says just tape it to ur pc and that will be the end of that

My song.........

This is a song im writing, its not quite finished


Moonbeams

This earth is colder now
lets get away some how,
Find somewhere new
how bout the moon?


We'll float up there
where we'll wont have any cares
Just wasting our days
Together.


"course"
When the night comes around
well be in the atmosphere
Just floating around
Tell me can you see the earth
from here.


Stars collide before my eyes
Its strange to see
the colors all around me

I hold your hand,
you gaze at me.
Asteroids fly by,
and I hear bells ring.

this was another one i thought was funny i write things like this..............

ddd

idk i just thought this comic was funny but of all the ones i saw this was the only one i saved :(

Wall of Gum!

This is soooooo cool!!!! :D That picture is a wall covered with GUM!!! its so awesome looking!

AGH

my lil bro andy has a fervor. now with all the polon around its prob just allergy's also he wasn't going to watch vid anyway but now we are gonna put em on the other side of the house...........so just wanted to tell u so u don't y know...........we'll give him claritian if he gets better its just allergys  so......

 

i got an award.....weird huh well anyway i got to list 5 things about my self and give this to five other pplz hm wonder if i can give it back to same person?

1.i haz strange music tastes

2. someday i want to travel the world :D

3. i was once part of a band that travled around America playing music in elevators(not really)

4. I have trouble coming up with lists about my self......

5. i can make birds levitate :D 

And the awards go to

jd-page for something he did that was cool

anna cuz she sent me the award and that was cool

uhhh coy cuz im running out of blogs 

and uhhhh ehh hm ok taking at random from the list on annas blog we have

benny and jackson :D thats 5 :D

newer new ish plans

ok party moved to this Friday and movie is signs

ok the party plans haz changed..............agian........ya i know

OK so heres the deal we prob wont get the dvd before saturday also avatar doesnt come out till next month :( so heres the deal if any of you have the dvd for cloudy with a chance of meat balls i might need to borrow it other wise we need another vid like soon

ok new party update.

we changed the movie from cloudy with a chance of meat balls to avatar since most people have seen cloudy with a chance of meat balls. also a few people were looking forward to predator so........avatar should fit better.
Also since netflix might not send us either movie the 24th so theres a chance we could end up moving it to some time in may.

party plans :D

ok the party is scheduled for the 24th at or around 7 cuz its a movie and stuff. If you need a ride we might be able to work something out so tell us. the movie is officially cloudy with a chance of meat balls but weather or not netflix will be able to deliver in time is another story :\ if not we can always watch something on the wii since we have instant streaming so all good there. there shall be pop corn and possibly soda and oreos if luck is willing. If some one wants to bring something thats fine but this isn't gonna be on the scale of the last party.

A blog post

Hmm i feel like i should be posting more on the blog, but i really dont have any interesting things to post :P So I decided that one random follower could pick the subject and ill do a blog post on it! Yay!

So for now ill post one of my favorite country song :)

the 100th post!!! WOOT WOOT!!!

ok so every one was bothering me yesterday so....I googled how to bother people and came up with this

its a little long tho :\


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.

16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.

18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.(molly? no never >.>)

30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

36. Wear a lot of cologne.

37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

38. Sing along at the opera.

39. Mow your lawn with scissors.

40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"

41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

51. Practice making fax and modem noises.

52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.

53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

59. Honk and wave to strangers.

60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

61. type only in lowercase.

62. dont use any punctuation either

63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..

66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.

67. Drum on every available surface.

68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

69. Set alarms for random times.

70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."

71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.

73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

74. Wear your pants backwards.

75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"

76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."

77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.

78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

84. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.

88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.

90. Drive half a block.

91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.

93. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."

95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."

99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

101. Never make eye contact.

102. Never break eye contact.

103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.

104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.

107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.

108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."

109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"

110. Place your shoes on the table.

111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.

112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."

113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.

114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.

115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.

116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.

117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.

118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.

119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.

120. Wear odd shoes.

121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.

122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.

124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.

125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.

126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.

127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.

128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.

129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.

130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.

131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

132. .sdrawkcab etirW

133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.

134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.

135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.

136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!

137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.

138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.

139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."

140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.

144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.

145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.

146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.

147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.

148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.

149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."

150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.

151. Ride a unicycle to work.

152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.

153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.

155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.

156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.

157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.

158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.

159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.

160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.

161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.

162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.

163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.

164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"

166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.

167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.

168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)

169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.

170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant.

171.

172.

173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.

174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.

175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.

176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.

178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

179. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."

180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.

181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.

182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.

183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.

184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.

185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.

186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.

187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)

188. Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.

189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.

191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".

192. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."

193. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!

194. Call every girl you know "dude".

195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.

196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"

197. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.

198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.

199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.

200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)

201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)

202. Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.

203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.

204. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.

205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"

206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.

207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"

208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).

209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.

210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".

212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.

213. Pretend you are invisible.

214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.

215. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.

216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

218. Call everyone a communist.

219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.

220.. Call your neighbors collect.

221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"

222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.

223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.

224. When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.

225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"

226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.

227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"

228. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.

229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.

230. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.

231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."

232. Sending this list to all of your friends through email.

233. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.

234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.

235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"

236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".

237. When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.

238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"

239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.

240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.

241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.

242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."

243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.

244. Super Glue quarters to floors.

245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.

246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."

247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!

248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.

249. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind you. (Thanks Alex)

250. Llend a book to someone, but staple the middle together.

251) Llend someone a book, but rip out the climax.

252) When making a list use the same number twice.

253) Spel easy wordds rong.

253) Pronunce people's names wrong everytime you meet them.

254) Laugh at everything they say.

255) Never laugh at what they say.

256) When talking to someone, tilt your head to the side.

257) Snicker at what someone said and say "I got the movie reference".

 


I just want to say that i in no way shape or form support snl....i just thought this was funny :D

holidays

heres a list of holidays in April in case anyone wanted to know.


April Is Autism Awareness Month

April Is International Guitar Month

April Is Keep America Beautiful Month

April Is National Child Abuse Prevention Month

April Is National Frog Month


April Is National Garden Month


April Is National Humor Month

National Volunteer Month

April Is National Mathematics Education Month

April Is National Poetry Month

April Is Stress Awareness Month


Week Long Observances

3rd Week - Week of the Young Child

April 1st

April Fool's Day

One Cent Day


April 2nd

Hans Christian Anderson's Birthday

International Children's Book Day


April 3rd

Find-A-Rainbow Day


April 4th

1st Home Phone Installed
In 1877.

Easter


NATO Established
In 1949.


April 5th

National Read a Road Map Day


April 6th

North Pole Discovered
In 1898.


April 7th

No Housework Day

World Health Day

ok no game night....

I have been told that due to past experiences with including candy land and fist fights, that game night might not be the best idea....so we...(drum roll) are having(suspenseful music) a......MOVIE NIGHT!!!!! it will be perfect we have a hot air popper and a dvd player/wii. first off we wont have it till later this month if ever due to unforeseen happenings. anyway post the movie you would like to see at the party. can be any movie we have netflix so if u can name it and its out on dvd we can get it :D

ok time to get back in the game.

Ok i know iv been busy had some issues.....i didn't but you get idea......anyway we only have 2 controllers for the ps3 so im thinking...GAME NIGHT!!!!!! but no monopoly....cuz......that will end in tears........once again moving on. post your idea for a board/card game here it can be anything tho preferably something either you or someone else has and can bring. also theres no date set so if you have a date you would want the party to be on please post that as well.

children were sad to here that this was not a true storie.

molly sings agian :D

this one is louder so no need to turn sound all the way up.

molly sings

Might have to turn the sounds up but this is molly singing.

sharpie party! (=

On Saturday me and my friends Hope and Ashley had a sharpie party!!! During this party we colored hopes mine and Ashley's converse shoes. unfortunately I only have pictures of my shoes :P

TADA!!!!!

*Thanks to Anna from Life Through the Lens,
for taking this pic!:)

Movie review!!!

K since Benny has had a very busy week helping my dad fix up the trailer he said i could post something. Since i had a really boring week save for seeing my nephew friday i decided to post a movie review. :P So this week movie review is..........
CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS. Im not really good at this so i will probably miss half of the things :P



*CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS* : Inspired by a Children's book this is a very humorous story. It tell about a small fishing town with only sardines to eat thanks to a failed company. Inventor flint Lockwood cant stand anymore sardines so he create a machine to make any food he types into the machine come out of the sky. When his invention backfires this stats a wave of catastrophes.


POSITIVE ELEMENTS:
This is a very funny movie. A lot of the characters risk their lives for other people. When it appears that flint died when his machine explodes his father is quite sad. His new friend Samantha


INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT:Nothin except for giant fighting chickens and large hot dogs.


VIOLENT CONTENT: Hot dogs, corn cobs, pancakes are just some of the extra large food items that begin coming out of the sky when Flint's machine backfires. It appears that same thing is happening all over the world, So on a quest to save it flint ,Sam spark a visiting weather girl, Baby Brett and his clever talking monkey (thanks to a device that Flint made) travel up to the sky to fix the machine. Once there they have to fight pizzas and giant chickens





BAD LANGUAGE:
the mayor refers to the city as a hell-hole. Other language includes geez,
and the insults jerk, four eyes, nerd and freak.


CONCLUSION: A very funny, clean animated movie for the whole family!



EDIT:This isnt finished yet but it will take me a while to finish it :P

more catchy songs :)

bit busy this week so im just gona post more songs by the guy who made the panada song 

this one is pretty catchy there 4 but im only posting on just look on the side for more.
1st one  
 
this the badger song i think john was talking about
2nd one


dont ask
mango

btw i would not reconmend watching all his videos i havea suspision that they go down hill from mangos..........

the official road trip song

First road trip we get we sing this song worlds most random music loop



(i was realy board when i posted this XD) 

A video game review

I normally wouldn't bother reviewing games but i like this developer so im going to most of you know what it is 1 of you played it and that persons 2 little brothers got so addicted that they called me 3 times a day to tell me they had just gotten on......i rather like this game but i do find it too addicting for some.....moving on any way you can play at the link here     Its quite interesting btw it is an mmo(masive mulitplayer online game) some of you are new to the genra so.....ya moving on. on a scale of 1-10 it gets a 3 for grapics it defenatly has a feel but the grapics could be inpoved all things considered tho i think this can be over looked. the game play gets a 8-10 on game play its very adicting i never had an issue with it but for some(like 2 pplz we know) its almost too good. on comunity it gets a 10-10 the conunity is very involved and not like those other games where the comunity trys to push out newbs. he made a few other games btw i forget his name but you can read his blog here, he made a few other games like chasingtortoise and he also made a flash game and something else any way. its run on java so all you need is a browser and 56 ram to play so it works good with old pcs as well as new. over all its a good game tho I would play even if it was an ok game since i suport the developer.



p.s the spell checker wasnt working and i didnt even bother to spell so....also he might read this so dont make to many negitive commits but constructive critisisim is welcom.

What i do when i am bored at orchestra

just watch >



HEYYY GUESS WHAT??!??!?! IT IS CHUCK NORRIS ('S) BIRTHDAY!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!!!!!WOOOOP WOOOOP !!! HE IS 70 TODAY WOOHOO!

changes in plan

first off my pc broke so umm molly you might wana think of some posts second instead of xbox/banana bread party we will be having a err something else/banana bread party maybe a monopoly night that be cool idk i am open to suggestions.

My day :)

I was asked by Benny to write what we did to day. :P
My dad has double wide trailer that really needed to be cleaned so we picked up Daniel and Benny. we took them to church with us and then unto the trailer.First Benny helped me scrape paint from boards because there were only 3 paint rollers, then when my dad started using the a paint brush on the edges he started painting leaving me to scrape blue paint off of the boards all by myself :( * sniff * Then he had to help paint 3 rooms with nick . It took a longgggg time :\ during that whole time i was scraping boards :( all by myself.Then when we finished and my dad was washing the brushes me and Benny walked around the yard and tried out the trampoline and swing set,while nick lounged on the roof :P ..and that was pretty much my day, i am so tired but i have a video that i will post sometime this week!! until the here is one to make you all smile! :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhFypmBgzC8&feature=related hehe

some last words

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
(Jim Harkins)

Inscription on a tombstone:"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
Seen in Ashland, New Hampshire


I wonder why he shot me?
Huey P. Long,
governor in Louisiana, was murdered.

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?
Said to be the last words of Sir Isaac Newton

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.
(Epitaph)

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.
(Epitaph)

So, you are a cannibal?
Priyanka Bomb


Don't let it end this way, tell them I said something.
Poncho Villa

Here lies Lester Moore,

Four shots from a .44,
No Les,
no more.


Poorly Lived and Poorly Died
Poor buried and no one Cried

 Well shoot me. [pause] NOT LITERALLY!!

"I'm looking for loopholes"
W.C. Fields when asked why he was reading the Bible on his deathbed.

Somebody give me a match so I can see where the gas is coming from! Words spoken during a power outage

"Oh the pain... I can't believe my favorite cow died."
Said to be the last words of Frank Parchochy, before being speared by indigenous people

Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.
Voltaire on his deathbed, in response to a priest who asked him to renounce Satan

"Honey, would you please get me a fork?"
The man who owned the first toaster

Epitaph on gravestone:
Here lies the body of colourblind Fred
Thought the lights were green when they were red

It's not like I don't know how to clean my gun.

 I hope that none of my friends come to my funeral, because if that's the case, I'll have outlived them all.

'......'
the last words of a mute

If you were to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

When you go home, tell them of us and say: 'For your tomorrow we gave our today.'
WWII Memorial Inscription


I feel nothing, apart from a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.
Bernard de Fontenelle

Stranger, approach this spot with gravity: John Brown is filling his last cavity.
Tombstone of a dentist

CHECK IT!!!(might need to turn the sounds up a little)

more quotes

DIFFERENT WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER:
Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

Ask what the order taker is wearing.

Change your accent every three seconds.

Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.


Imitate the order taker's voice.

Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"


What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

If you want to survive in life, you've got to know where your towel is.
"Douglas Adams"

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

 Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away.

One night, I was lying in bed looking up at the stars, when suddenly I said to myself, "Hey, where did my ceiling go?"

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Stupid quote: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Answer to stupid quote: Because they aren't put in the dryer.

And this months theme is(drum roll) Quotes!!

ok so this month theres a few things i want to get done one being finding my brain but ill personally take care of that. besides that we WILL be having another party this month tho not as big also we shall only have party if some other things work out. one of the things that has to work out is molly needs to set a date for the(drum roll)...
COOKING SHOW!!!! err at least thats the plan we will get to that later as well. anyway back to this months theme yes it is quotes post your favorite quotes, cool and funny sayings, wisdoms and/or last words witch can some times be funny. heres a few i found:



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?




Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.





"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

Douglas Adams, revealing one of the laws of computers and programming in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy




"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for the Fish

ok so heres what iv been like for the past month or so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ watch this video sorry its not the original i couldn't find it any way thats about how iv been for so last few weeks.

Iv been sick so i haven't posted much, I heard of something called dead blog syndrome the cure happens to be random useless posts........so i found this on youtube......I need my brain back...........

i need to post something.....but what....

I need to post something..well first off i need to fix the ninja hes going off screen......so first off if you are bored go to "johns chat thing" and chat....or just watch every one else chat if you are shy....hm there was something else i was going to post here but i forgot so......read a little later today it may change.

AVATAR(a movie review)

Today i saw avatar in my opinion the best movie EVER made and i mean that, I don't normally write reviews but this was a REALLY good movie. First off i saw it in 3d also im not so sure how good this would be if it wasn't in the theater or 3d but any way all that aside it was awesome. I wont spoil the movie by giving away details so i will use random words to fill in important stuff here goes. The main character is a marine and his "pizza baking skills" just ain't what they used to be before the war, his "cat" dies and he takes his "cats" place in a "product placement test" on a new world called Pandora. there the humans try to mine "gold" from the planet to send home. But the planet is full of strange "garden gnomes" and a native "flamingo" population that keeps killing the workers and getting in the way. So the "gold" company uses things called avatars that look like the "flamingos" to talk to them and try to work out a deal, things go sour and the "flamingos" are in the way of the "gold" miners so the "gold" miners send out all out attack. the marine we talked about earlier that was working in place of his "cat" decides to help the "flamingos" instead of uhh not helping them......any way after a big battle that included "spoons", large flying "forks" it all ends ok. any way go see it the special effects were amazing, the acting was great, the music was good and no expense was spared on uhh keeping the actors fed.........wait no mm i mean the back ground looked good ya, go see it for the well fed actors errr something like that.