hang in there

OK i know this blog has been sorta quiet but its the holidays so that happens next month i plan to post more so hand in there for 2-3 days till i change the theme.

A post for the sake of posting.

I wanted something to post so we made a video.......but it wasn't worth posting, not cause it stunk, not cause it was bad just cause. so I needed something to post so Im posting a random quiz so here goes.



three things you can use ketchup for:

what is the capitol if Albania:

how many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb:

this is a trick question:

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck:

how many five year olds could you take in a fight:

if a train leave station "A" going 10 mph and another train leaves station "b" going 20 mph how long will it take for the conductor to realize his pants are on fire:

there are three ducks flying south 2 turn back the 3rd gets shot, will the hunting dog eat well tonight?

ok now i did put some thought into these ones.

You are watching a movie in a crowded theater. Though the plot is mediocre, you find yourself dazzled by the special effects. But with twenty minutes left in the film, you are struck with an undeniable feeling of doom: You are suddenly certain your mother has just died. There is no logical reason for this to be true, but you are certain of it. You are overtaken with the irrational metaphysical sense that – somewhere – your mom has just perished. But this is only an intuitive, amorphous feeling; there is no evidence for this, and your mother has not been ill. Would you immediately exit the theater, or would you finish watching the movie?


19. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can’t tell them why. Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?

iv been taged.

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID: I play way to many video games, I do stupid(yet fun)things like a kid, i run this blog :)



THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD: I worry about growing old, i egt cold really easy and fall asleep in temperature under 37f


THINGS I WANT TO DO:(long list) invent a ice ray, invent every thing, get rich, go to Ireland, go to Sweden, go to England, explore ruins write a song, write a book, direct a movie, make a video game worth playing, move to a big city, get married have kids exd exd exd.(this list is in no order and is not the full list)


THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "BOY": i like blood and gore, i think i can take on the whole world(and can)

THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "GIRL": umm errr let me think......i umm uhh....well theres..no thats....umm i...use....hair spray....to light fires :)


THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
get my license, go to collage, have a good time,

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: my inhuman strength, my ability to do better when im losing as opposed to when im winning, all my good qualitys :)


THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF: my hair some times i wonder if bald guys have it right, my stupidity no matter what stupid thing you have done or some one else has done i can beat it not only that i will point out your stupid,my limits( they do exist....some where)


THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: NO OREOS!!!!!!,the future,chuck Norris when hes angry.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: my brain(yes i do forget it sometimes) well me my self and i, the cloth on my back as it turns out i like to travel light.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
this question is a trick i ;(

THREE NON-PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
intelligence,god,patience,

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: spell,eat some foods, live without Christ.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: business owner, some thing in computers, secret military secret guy who does secret stuff.

TEN things you wish you could say to ten different people right now:
Mr.president (insert long message),David Letterman can i be on your show :P,
chuck Norris did you know i am your biggest fan, bill gates i owe hours of my life to your invention,(i cant think of any more at this moment)

SEVEN places you feel at home:my house,grand parents house,uncle Neils house, aunt Cindy house, where ever i happen to fall asleep.(i cant think of any others)

EIGHT ways to win your heart: FEED ME OREOS!!!!,make me laugh(harder than you think)
have patience,dare to be stupid(in a good way)love god,bring lots of intelligence but don't correct me all the time,love to help people and love the people you help.


FIVE things that cross your mind a lot: what was i doing?,2+2=4 heh that was easy now for the rest 4x+3y=12.63434 ohh darn. random music,random jokes, random nonsense.

FOUR things you do before you fall asleep: get comfy pray think of a dream then dream.

THREE songs that mean something to you: amazing grace, manyiyahos song(i forget the name and spelling),another song witch escapes me.

TWO confessions: IT WAS ME IM SORRY I ATE THE OREOS LAST YEAR. iv eaten wood before.

ONE thing you're thinking about right now: stupid song wont get out of my head.

Cyborg dual updated.

This is a test for our next video were making we wanted to test our music inverter and our editing thing.

Cyborg dual updated.
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Anna finishes her mission err sorta of.

fires off id like to add

that anna isnt in the picture and i dont know if its just me but that cat looks

a little photo shopped, but that's fine mission accomplished :)

here is the pic anna sent me for her mission

Best christmas song ever.

Post you favorite Christmas song under commits if you can include a video or music link in case no one has heard the song and even if they have try to find a cool video at the end of the week we will have a vote to see witch one is over all favorite. my personal favorite happens to be this one :)

	Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12/24 .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

a post for the shear reason that i needed to post

I needed to post something so i posted this at this point in time im to busy wasting my time on useless stuff will get back to this tommorow

the answer to all life's questions

I was thinking yesterday about the world and how we live in it and i found the secret to all life's questions it lies in a question, and that question is how to perfect the oreo, see oreos are perfect but for one thing when you separate the top from the bottom the filling sticks to one side, if there for you could make a filling that stuck to both sides life would seem so much better. Now some scientists did try to make this work using double stuff oreos but what happened was that twice the filling stuck to one side. In japan they used a lazer beam to cut the filling at the middle this worked but for the fact that the filling had melted. The only answer i see is a jar of filling and a pack of tops and bottoms. If any one out there has any ideas please share.

Geting out of control

Ok these missions are getting out of control so ima have to make some rules here.

1.you are allowed to but do not have to take on more than one mission a month.

2.you can only give missions if you get permisson from me with the exception of people with ranks of all high grand puba

3.missions are fun but this is a blog so keep that in mind.....

4.one mission will be asinged to you every month followed by a second mission given to every one of witch a prize will be given(most likley some thing stupid like.....a.....one Oreo..or half of one depending if im hungry


5.there will be 5 life time missions these are as follows,tip over 100 cows and prove it,complete over 100 missions, meet chuck Norris(our goal),learn the secret recipe to making oreo cookies(our goal in life),write a novel over 100 pages long.

6.this rule is that I can over rule any rule since it is my blog but i promise not to abuse my powers to much...

Molly report to mission center

Your new mission is for you and five friends to do a hip-hop dance.

You can pick one of these songs to dance to:

1. Hoedown Throwdown

2. I've Got a feeling 

This is Anna signing off...

good luck to your group and your dance 

If anyone other then Molly has a good hard dance then we can add that to the list she can choose from.

*Anna*

So I found out who has the clock....but they live far away and I have NO clue when I will see them.:(

So I am going to find ten uses for leather gloves. Benny said this was my other assignment if I could not find the clock.

ok! hummmm

1. ear warmer
2. Snowman hand
3. Christmas ornament
4. dog toy
5. baby toy
6. you can store food in one
7.a bowl or cup
8. candy dish
9. door nob warmer
10. You can keep your beer bottle cold

Please report to mission command center Mr. not crazy

K well since I am now a newbie i have decided that Bennai should have his own mission.
After giving it lots long and hard thought I have decided that his first mission will be.......drum roll please ...... to complete a funny lol cat or dog comic which he will then post on this blog :D.

and Bennai If inspiration is needed you can always click this link

I sold my game boy advance sp

I got a Nintendo ds after thanksgiving so i no longer needed my gameboy sp there for i decided to raise fund for a game(since i have the ds but no game). so i brought it to the mall(the one nick works at) and wanted to see how much i could get for it.....i was disappointed to say the least Mom and dad paid 50-70$ last Christmas and as far as i can tell game stop still sells them for that much but the trade in value was only 8-20$....this isnt what i had in mind so i opted to sell it on amazon for 45$. just so you all know i sold it in 1 day and i just finished the packing on the box it will be shipped tomorrow, the point of this post is to say that game stop stinks and you should sell stuff online.

New mission assignment

Agent Lilly if you are reading this your mission is to get a picture/video of 8 or more people doing the wave, if you need an example of the wave Google it, rules are you must be in picture to prove it is legit, you can not bribe the people with cash, oreos or any thing else is fine.Agent Anna if you read this(if not molly its up to you to tell her)your mission is to find me a cat clock like this one (http://www.tableandhome.com/prodimages/8391.jpg) and get a picture of you with the clock.molly you have to learn the legend of Zelda theme song im not sure how one would do this but here's a video i haven't looked at it "http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Play-the-Legend-of-Zelda-on-Piano-3271" but here's some sheet music what ever that is "http://www.zeldaelements.net/worldofmusic_zeldasheetmusic.shtml" any way who ever finishes first gets promoted 2 times and some kind of prize that i will find and announce at a later date since i have no idea what prize to give.

Agent molly first mission.

our most distinguished agent molly has been promoted to newbie from the rank of n00b for out standing work in the field she is now high enough to give missions and take larger missions molly we...I awate your orders.

Gone over board.

I must admit i have gone way over board with the chuck Norris thing i mean the blog back ground the tittle the CHUCK SONG......so i have decided that i will have themes for the month and i cant use the same theme twice there for this is the last time you will see this much chuck so enjoy it while it lasts.

a new post

I was thinking of making a new post but forgot what i was going to post about, so umm uhh well this is awkward
err did you see the new decor its nice and flashy......chuck Norris is all over the place......its getting annoying......hmm well i guess this is all ill umm err remember what to post next time errr if i remember that i said i would remember.....

Golemizer strag...
Added: 02 December 2009
By: thedarkunkown

check out this game i made  btw controls are s to select and d to unselect and right click to move units and if you right click on base u can make units.

check it.

christmas

Today we put up the tree before that we went to the stem Christmas day parade we were expecting about 2 floats and 10 people,but this wasn't that bad i mean we got a lot of candy from the parade,see here in Granville county we judge parades by how much candy is thrown, this parade besides being more candy thrown there was little competition,there were lots of vintage cars a fire trucks the normal there was also a wagon with a blue grass band in the back that played during the parade. Also i had my first ever hershys chocolate bar...it tasted a lot like the chips ahoy of witch i didn't like so that was that.  

a summery of Thanks giving.

Thanks giving was nice Brian and David came with Nana and papa for diner it was nice to see brain and David. We ate and ate we made to much food so we should be eating well for a while, about 2:00 am me and dad went to wallmart to go black Friday shopping we got a microwave and i got a Nintendo ds lite...i might post more when i get some more sleep.

i shall make a list.

top ten things im thankful for.

1.god(that was a given)

2.life and existence as a whole(duh)

3.family and friends.(duh again)

4.emotions and fun(this doesn't seem to be on any one else list)

5.Oreo cookies(this would be higher up but god and family might get mad)

6.chuck Norris(would be high but...don't ask)

7.electronics and modern technology

8.thanks giving(another duh)

9.top ten lists(could you guess)

10.this blog(didn't see that one coming)

its amazing what you can do with a broken pair of glasses and a lack of parental supervision.

Cyborg dual
by linghon

He he yes you fail! and quit e-mailing me theres a link below every post that says COMMIT use that next time please. 

I absolutely HATE THANKS GIVING

These names and events have been change to protect the innocents, the events have been changed since some things are never to make it on to the internet. this isn't what happened but i feel like this is what happened.


I woke up with shaving cream in my face i got out of my bunk bed tripped on the lader and hit my head....now where was i forget, anyway after i got better i did school i had to do astronomical physics i excelled at that but then i had a spelling bee.......that was terrible i still cant spell Floccinaucinihilipilification witch happens to mean one whom cant spell.....then i had lunch no it wasn't any one you know i shall say no more than that, After that i did house work i cleaned the whole house using only my tooth brush and my bare hands, Then i sat down for a break a rabbit bit me on my foot, sending me tumbling down a hill into a thorn patch that lead right into a pool of water, where a ox with big horns happened to be sleeping he woke up sent me flying, into the steel factory next door i landed in some liquid steel for witch shall never scrub out, after that i stubbed my toe and passed out, only to wake up in a hospital staffed by hippies who hatted me(i don't know why) after that they tried to cut my leg off and failed to they threw me out the window, into a turkey pin where turkeys proceeded to try to pick my eyes out with their beaks, i then ran out made it home just in time to see that we were no longer going to have turkey since the oven just caught fire....then i.....well you get the idea.....bad week.

Another post.

First off its nice to know that i have at least one reader*wink*. also it has come to my attention that another reader has no knowledge of Mr.t or his famous phrase and i quote"I pity the fool" as illustrated above. Molly you really should get out more. Mr.t is the worlds awsomest person ever second to that of chuck Norris whom has even LOST a game of checkers to Mr.t, and that's saying a lot if you know chuck Norris.

Nothing more to report.

If there are any of you still reading or ever started i am sad to say that i don't have anything more to post today........i know things are getting of to a bad start,but look at walmart, before walmart got off the ground it went bankrupt four times before getting a good start,now if this blog fails im not gonna start three more but i will try to find interesting things to post on,perhaps my views of story's i find on the internet or something, if you have any ideas or you truly read this blog post a commit...please.

Boring

I will try to post as much as i can at least once a week But its days like today that might kill that idea today was pretty BORING nothing happened nothing went wrong I woke up I did school and work and i ate that was it, I mean i know the tittle is "Time To Spare" but today was just boring.

Welcome

Welcome to my blog this is the first post I have made on it so far as you may know. Let me tell you a little about my self first im bad at spelling so fell free to point out any mistakes.My name is Benjamin knutson I am a 17 years old i live in the middle of no where there's pretty much nothing to do so my and my 5 siblings try to fill it with what ever we can find. My youngest brothers name is Andrew after that its my sister Abby after that its Jon then me and my older brother Dan we have a cat named cat or kitty as i like to call him, we have a dog named jigger we named her that cause shes so sweet. Just to warn you i will be making lots of chuck Norris jokes you have been warned,i promise to read all of your commits up to 20 a post. Please feel free to make any suggestions. thank you

sincerly Ben!