the answer to all life's questions

I was thinking yesterday about the world and how we live in it and i found the secret to all life's questions it lies in a question, and that question is how to perfect the oreo, see oreos are perfect but for one thing when you separate the top from the bottom the filling sticks to one side, if there for you could make a filling that stuck to both sides life would seem so much better. Now some scientists did try to make this work using double stuff oreos but what happened was that twice the filling stuck to one side. In japan they used a lazer beam to cut the filling at the middle this worked but for the fact that the filling had melted. The only answer i see is a jar of filling and a pack of tops and bottoms. If any one out there has any ideas please share.