A post for the sake of posting.

I wanted something to post so we made a video.......but it wasn't worth posting, not cause it stunk, not cause it was bad just cause. so I needed something to post so Im posting a random quiz so here goes.



three things you can use ketchup for:

what is the capitol if Albania:

how many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb:

this is a trick question:

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck:

how many five year olds could you take in a fight:

if a train leave station "A" going 10 mph and another train leaves station "b" going 20 mph how long will it take for the conductor to realize his pants are on fire:

there are three ducks flying south 2 turn back the 3rd gets shot, will the hunting dog eat well tonight?

ok now i did put some thought into these ones.

You are watching a movie in a crowded theater. Though the plot is mediocre, you find yourself dazzled by the special effects. But with twenty minutes left in the film, you are struck with an undeniable feeling of doom: You are suddenly certain your mother has just died. There is no logical reason for this to be true, but you are certain of it. You are overtaken with the irrational metaphysical sense that – somewhere – your mom has just perished. But this is only an intuitive, amorphous feeling; there is no evidence for this, and your mother has not been ill. Would you immediately exit the theater, or would you finish watching the movie?


19. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can’t tell them why. Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?