laws you never knew of

And i thought i was a law abiding citizen 

Alabama
It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.

Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

Arkansas
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Colorado
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).

Connecticut
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.

Delaware
It’s illegal to get married on a dare.

Washington, D.C.
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel
.
Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Georgia
It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

Hawaii
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

Idaho
A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.

Illinois
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Kansas
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).

Kentucky
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

Louisiana
Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth
classifies as aggravated assault.

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.

Maryland
It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).

Massachusetts
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.

Michigan
A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

Minnesota
It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).

Mississippi
Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).

Missouri
Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.

Montana
It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

Nebraska
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

New Hampshire
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.

New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.

North Carolina
It’s against the law to sing off-key.

North Dakota
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Ohio
You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.

Oklahoma
It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.

Oregon
State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

Pennsylvania
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Rhode Island
You may not bite off another person’s leg.

South Carolina
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.

South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Tennessee
Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.

Texas
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Utah
It is illegal not to drink milk.

Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

Virginia
Tickling a woman is unlawful.

Washington
It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are wealthy.

West Virginia
If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.

Wisconsin
Unless a customer specifically requests it, margarine may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant.

Wyoming
Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
This Court Is Adjourned
Whew! With all this legislation, it’s a wonder we’re not all sharing a prison cell right now. Granted, something tells me the Los Angeles Police Department has bigger fish to fry than popping people who dare to eat oranges while bathing, and that most people who saw me catching some shut-eye on top of a fridge in Pennsylvania wouldn’t call the cops on me, but you never know when you might come across that rare whistle-blower who wants you persecuted to the fullest extent of the law, so it’s probably better to be safe than sorry. The next time I tie up my elephant at a parking meter in Florida, I’ll be sure to bring a pocket full of quarters.

you prob saw this but its fun to watch agian :D

The Great Office War from Runawaybox on Vimeo.

Some history about oreos

since 1912, the Oreo cookie has become the best selling cookie in the U.S. . the name Oreo comes from the french word meaning gold(duh) over 362 billion Oreo cookies have been sold since it was first introduced in 1912, making it the best selling cookie of the 20th century. This next part is a little outdated but its cool XD

• The 345 billion Oreo cookies sold to date would fill up the world's largest freight train, consisting of 660 freight cars, more than 45 times.
• The St. Louis Arch (630 feet) is 15,120 Oreo cookies high.
• The Golden Gate Bridge (4,200 feet) is 28,800 Oreo cookies long.
• If every Oreo cookie ever made were stacked on top of each other (more than 345 billion...), the pile would reach to the moon and back more than five times. Then again, if placed side-by-side, they would encircle the earth 381 times at the equator.
• If all the OREO cookies sold to date were stacked on top of each other, the height of the stack would be equivalent to the height of 9.8 million Sears Towers. The Sears Tower is 1,454 feet tall.
• In order to keep up with this voluminous demand, the Oreo cookie recipe calls for 18 million pounds of cocoa and 47 million pounds of creme filling. An Oreo cookie is 29% creme, 71% cookie
• The Oreo cookie has been America's most popular cookie since it was introduced in 1912. More than 345 billion Oreo cookies have been consumed to date. More than 7.5 billion Oreo cookies are consumed each year, which comes out to 625 million per month and 20.5 million per day.
• The floral design on the oreo cookie consists of 12 flowers per side.
• There are 11 varieties of Oreos (as of 8/03): Original, Mini, Chocolate Creme, Chocolate Creme Mini, Reduced Fat, Oreo Double Stuf, Fudge Covered, Fudge Mint Covered, & Double Delights (PB and Chocolate), (Mint and Creme), (Coffee Creme). Oreo Promotion -- UhOh Oreos lasted for 5 months (opposite oreos -- chocolate cookie with white creme filling)

• The creme filling used in one year could ice all the wedding cakes served in the United States for two years! That's 4,724,000 three-tier wedding cakes.

•  If every OREO cookie eaten in a given year were dunked in milk, cows would have to work overtime to produce the extra 42.2 million gallons of milk needed to accommodate the extra dunkers.

NOW that was in 2003 now the total sold is 362 billion!

lol noob

This is a pike that can travel through air by rocket fuel. It's similar to the javelin, but it goes much faster and much farther. As shown in this picture a prototype this weapon was first used at the battle of Hastings. Using this weapon (and a large number of H-bombs) William the conqueror was able to defeat the combined Anglo-Saxon, Celtic, and Nazi armies in the rolling fields of England.

Saturday part 1

K so this is pretty much everything that happened on Saturday on the way to my friends graduations except pictures. They are part 2. :) K so Saturday was really fun ! This is going to be reallly long :) k so the stavishs picked me up at 12:5. Then we started on our long journey! Bout 15 minutes into the drive mrs stavish stopped at cvs to pick up somethin , not sure what.Then we were on our drive again. Lily has this amazing! camera, its really cool and everything. So we got a lot of pictures of me and her and the car and stuff. k so every time i ride with the stavishs they always have this cd of cats singing Christmas songs in their car, so this time i was like why dont we listen to it? so we turned it on and we were all calm sitting in the car then the cats start singing then we like die! laughing . it was so funny! and reallllly creepy kinda :P So I actually got a recording of the song but its hard to hear over the laughter and i cant upload it yet :P K so we finally got to the graduation and Virginia!!!! :) It was super nice to see Casey and Amy again! They were both graduating. um the graduation was interesting and they took a really cool vow to purity like I likedand got purity rings. then we ate bbq! and baked beans. Me, Lily and luke sat outside and ate and I missed the cake!!! :( They had 2 cakes with both the girls names on them and I didnt get any :( *sadness*. um then we left and mrs stavish got two gift bags for their presents.While Mrs. Stavish was writing them notes to go to with their presents, me, Lily and Luke walked around Bodytown,Virginia.It was fun! Atleast I thought it was. :P Then we went to the currin's house to drop of their presents and got to see theyre uncles lake house. It was really cool and it was beautiful! :D I got some pictures, but lilys are the best. and I need her to email them to me ahem! ;) So then we headed home. On the way home we turned on some music and danced! :D hehe Thats about it. I got home and went to sleep. Hmm this is kinda boring. :P but i have lots of videos and interesting pics :D So thats about it , but i will be sure post some pics and videos :D

ancient history(its all about the battles)

Lance with a Brick on the End

The brick guarantees you will win each time. Until the other guy gets one.

The lance was designed to kill by poking, but this rarely happened even at the peak of lance usage. Lances don't penetrate armor very well, so what's the point of jousting with one? Instead, put a brick on the end, and have your horse charge. (Note: if you do not have a horse, then hold this weapon up and wait for an idiot with a horse to charge into it.) The impact will devastate.
Upgrading a lance may, however, result in the opponent noticing it and doing the same at the next joust. That's why it is crucial to kill him, or to upgrade one step further than the rival. Here is the list of lance upgrades in efficiency order:

1. Bare lance
2. Lance with brick on the end (Adds reach, crushes enemy knight)
3. Lance with two bricks on the end (Crushes brick, enemy knight)
4. Lance with bluefin tuna on the end (Oil separates bricks, causes enemy knight to fall off due to excess lubrication)
5. Lance with cat tied on the end (Cat pounces on tuna, helmet of enemy knight)
6. Lance with bulldog tied on the end (Bulldog eats cat, enemy knight)
7. Lance with bear tied on the end (Bear kills bulldog, then eats enemy knight)
8. Lance with bear tied to another bear tied to the lance(Bears team up on enemy bear, then enemy knight)
9. Lance with a lance tied to it (lances extended reach stabs through both bears and enemy knight)
10. Lance with turtle tied to the end (turtle's round shell deflects pointed lance, lance stabbes into enemy knight)
11. Lance with aligator tied to the end (gator eats turtle, broken shell shards impale enemy knight)
12. Bare lance (Pointed end easily kills the aligator, stench induces enemy vomiting)

But here's where it gets tricky. A lance with two bricks on the end can easily take a lance with a bulldog on the end, for instance.

gouge wrestling, fighting foreign dictators one amateur wrestler at a time

When i said i was going to see wrestling at the stem gangstas i wasn't joking, now i see how they came up with this,(days before the match)bill:we need money for the fire house,billybob: well lets put some men in spandex have them fight and sell tickets, billbobjoe jr: thats just what we need to do!. so they did......The first fight was an Indian vs a gangsta no joke sadly the gangsta won, everyone agreed that it wasnt a fair match(none of them were aperantly) then there was mamas boy......the german horse.....vsing two fat guys in spandex.......if you think that sounds strange you should have seen it WHOLE NEW TERM TO uuhh crazy......ya....then it was hansom joe vs boogi woogie oogie(no joke 0_o) now boogie woogie won that one that was a real crowd pleaser i mean every one loved boogie woogie. the tag team match between the killer clowns and controversial law, the clowns sprayed the crowed with silly string...witch was sorta unsuspected, the clowns won but only cuz they cheated like all the other guys who cheated. then came the cuban destroyer vs porky pete(no really that was his name) the cuban destroyer fights for fidel castro(he was there 0_o no jk)so of course porky pete(btw he lives here in stem) won no contest. so well there was a few more cubans and other wackos the last guy grabed onto the roof and dropped on a nerd(no jk) that was cool. was good that the firemen raised funds the stem gangstas were please and all is now well.

woooopiii!!! :)

Im am going to virginia!!!! wooopiiiiee!! :) but only for the day! Pictures will follow! :D

car shopping

so i went car shopping today and heres what i learned dictators and warlords from other country's who lose their jobs come to America to be used car sales men they are ruthless, ugly, and willing to sell at any cost BUT we didn't run into many of those for the most part it was just terribly hot........also Wikipedia said i had to get 120 pplz to sign a petition to get a Wikipedia page.....so....thats about how my day went

poor mr bill :(

I'm the one with two left feet standing on the lonely street , I cant even walk a straight line

Awesome song!!!! :D

todays news

so for dinner we decided to cook and we went with the grill over the oven and i got elected grill master that was fun since we totally forgot to turn the gas to "light" and instead turned it to "high" that made a small boom but it was all ok. My bro is gonna sell the ps3 the music vid might be coming out soon, the one about us saying good by :(. also i finished geometry so now i have virtually no school :D!!!! but no ps3 :( well least after tomorrow idk what im gonna do with all this free time. btw lilly u and luke and anyone else who wants to play cod mw 2 have a chance if u come over with in the next 24 hours cuz we haven't packed it up yet so.......ya....thats about how my day went......and thats what u post on a blog......so......ya

(making an effort to post more)

how it should of ended

I have something to post today for a change :D first off i got a cell phone!!!! thats AWESOME second of all i found out that oreos set in the freezer for a few min taste better 0_o interesting huh.....well that post was short but sweet :D

ok i know ur getting tired of xkcd but i had to post this

this is mostly for those of you who ask me what to do when ur pc has issues so like it says just tape it to ur pc and that will be the end of that

My song.........

This is a song im writing, its not quite finished


Moonbeams

This earth is colder now
lets get away some how,
Find somewhere new
how bout the moon?


We'll float up there
where we'll wont have any cares
Just wasting our days
Together.


"course"
When the night comes around
well be in the atmosphere
Just floating around
Tell me can you see the earth
from here.


Stars collide before my eyes
Its strange to see
the colors all around me

I hold your hand,
you gaze at me.
Asteroids fly by,
and I hear bells ring.

this was another one i thought was funny i write things like this..............

ddd

idk i just thought this comic was funny but of all the ones i saw this was the only one i saved :(

Wall of Gum!

This is soooooo cool!!!! :D That picture is a wall covered with GUM!!! its so awesome looking!

AGH

my lil bro andy has a fervor. now with all the polon around its prob just allergy's also he wasn't going to watch vid anyway but now we are gonna put em on the other side of the house...........so just wanted to tell u so u don't y know...........we'll give him claritian if he gets better its just allergys  so......