my followers are low on faith

in order to give you a better picture of what the doom clock can do i shall now try to the best of my ability try to explain doom.

Ok when the clock reaches twelve chuck Norris takes a flight around the sun and then rests on the moon eats Cheetos and kills any one who trys to take his Cheetos. While chuck Norris is on the moon the aliens who were waiting for him to go will come out of hiding and attack,at the same time the cult of B.O.B will summon BOB to do unspeakable damage to Canada, Canada will the retaliate using highly trains moose riders and maple syrup to clog Niagara falls once and for all. this will cause America to take over Canada causing Russia to be jealous of us, Russia will then send Borris and Dr.whathmaerwitme to take over Scandinavia this will cause vikings to wake up from frozen slumber and go on mass raiding party's. Now The Tankcat may be the most powerful being in the universe. The original Tankcat slumbers in Valhalla and whenever it comes down to Earth for a quick snack of continent it causes Mass extinction of life.chuck norris happens to be the only thing that can take tank cat. With all this going on tank cat no longer slumbers and lands in china hungry for a snack after a brief fight with Godzilla tankcat goes feral and decides to eat the earth, this is when chuck norris will put into effect the "I don't care who started it policy" and totally wipe out the universe then take a nap in an alter diminson  followed by watching a marathon of his favorite show ever walker Texas ranger.(this will destroy the other diminson)


so umm uhh thats what will happen if the doom clock reaches 12.....